10 Reasons why you'll never beat a Wivenhoe Sailor

They are used to the following conditions ....

1. Mud banks appearing out of nowhere
2. Strong tides
3. Massive tidal ranges
4. Gusty winds
5. Narrow channels
6. National class champions
7. Estuarine conditions, both river and sea
8. They have their own One Design
9. Fiercely competitive club races every weekend
10. You don't know the Colne

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